I'm out at the bar the other night and i'm looking around and see all these bear type gentlemen wearing bear hats! I'm talking hats that look like the face of a teddy bear or panda bear, or a cuddly koala with cute brown eyes and long floppy ears, or short lil round ears, whatever your taste. And now i'm thinking "This Is It!" Not that whole Michael Jackson "This is It" B.S. where he was going to play 500 shows in a row after being in an induced coma for 15 years. I wasn't ever exactly sure what "It" was that MJ was trying to give/do/show. Another unsolved mystery enters the world. Anyway, I didn't just see a few guys with these adorable dome pieces on, there were like 10 bear type guys rocking them with pride. Most of these dudes also had beards. This is way to much for me. This is it. If this trend catches on, It's going to be the straw that breaks the camel's back which will eventually break my boner. Total Catch 22. Thanks world.
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