I think Friday's are foods days here at the Minus World but I've been absent for about a month; moving across the U.S., suffering from S.A.D. (no pun intended. i used to think the phrase was "no fun intended" when i was little and i'd get all confused and think the person that said it was a moron.), and as of late I've been suffering from a severe case of poison oak. This isn't just any old case of the P.O.s, I got it so deep into my skin it began invading my lymph-node system. Which could have been fatal. Rad, huh? My face blew up so large you could no longer see my eyes...at all. I was unrecognizable as my normal self. I looked like a Cambodian guy (thats what my friends told me). Poison Oak lasts about two weeks if you're super allergic to it, like myself. My cracked, crusted, puss-logged lips bleed every time I crack a stupid smile, my skin feels like I fell asleep on a 92 degree day in August on the Jersey Shore san sunscreen for about a week long, and my genitals look like herpes times a million. So this has all been a bit of a distraction from my normal, bloggy self.
So, anway, about the food. I haven't been able to really eat for about a week yet because of the lips thing. It's too painful to put salt or other flavors around my mouth so eating is on the back burner now. I hope this doesn't resurrect my manorexia. Anyway, most of what i've been putting into my body has been drugs. Doctor type drugs, not the fun ones, silly. So, here is what i've been "eating" all week and what the foods are for and how they make me feel:
Prendnisone - "Prednisone is a corticosteroid hormone (glucocorticoid). It decreases your immune system's response to various diseases to reduce symptoms such as swelling and allergic-type reactions. It is used to treat conditions such as arthritis, blood disorders, breathing problems, certain cancers, eye problems, immune system diseases, and skin diseases."
- this one made me feel normal. it took the swelling down and got the job done. It's ok in my book.
Cephalexix - "Cephalexin is in a group of drugs called cephalosporin antibiotics and is used to fight bacteria in the body. It works by interfering with the bacteria's cell wall formation, causing it to rupture, and killing the bacteria. "Cephalexin is used to treat infections caused by bacteria, including upper respiratory infections, ear infections, skin infections, and urinary tract infections."
- this one made me feel crazy. The doctor gave me a disclaimer before prescribing me this shit to make sure I didn't have any violent tendencies or if ever have or had any suicidal thought (stupid question because who doesn't nowadays). I lied and said no just to get the damn things. After taking the huge pill, i felt surprisingly violent AND suicidal. I'm lucky I asked for a third script
Hydrocodone - This is a weak-ass painkiller which is generic for Vicodin. I specifically asked the doctor to not give me a painkiller with acetaminophen in it because the chemical is terrible for your liver. There are groups of people desperately trying to take it off the market because its over-the-counter, and over prescribed for everything and it's HORRIBLE for your liver. Anyway, the Doc said the hydrocodones had no acetaminophen in them but to my surprise, they each have 500mg in them. Thanks doc, you both lied to me and proved you're a moron.
So, what'd you all eat this week?
p.s. sorry if this post makes no sense. i've eaten a lot today and i am stir-crazy and want to peal the poisoned skin off my body and feed it to the fucking dog my 'part-time' roommate decided to have me babysit while he went to CO. all without asking me first or giving any type of warning that he had no one to watch his fucking dog. I officially HATE people and their dogs. I haven't had a new years resolution up to this point but God-damn here it is: My 2010 New Years Resolution is to officailly hate on People and their Stupid Dogs. I don't want to hear a damn thing what your stinky, shit-eating, butt-smelling, eye-boogers always, sidewalk-pooping, dumb dog is ever doing. It's never cute and no one will ever care about it but you. Unless you put your dog in a silly costume. Then you can email it to me.
p.s.s. oh yeah, I love coffee. i can't start my day without it. I get anxiety if i don't get a good cup of coffee in the morning.
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